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Avri Gaines Hole In The Wall 1 hours Ago, 2 Views, 0 Comments

Avri Gaines Hole In The Wall

The petite natural wonder from Florida returns. This time, I take Avri Gaines for a burger to one of my favorite hangouts, the Hole in the Wall Burger Joint in Santa Monica. The idea of a $10+ burger used to be appalling to me, but that was before I started eating at HITW, which was over a decade ago. After, we hopped next-door into Universal's corporate bamboo garden and raised some hell. Too much of it, in fact, since we were asked to take our festivities elsewhere. No problem. We walked off our heavy meal at a nearby park. Wardrobe by American Apparel. Rest in peace, a-holes.

Avri Gaines Hole In The Wall

Arya Fae Gummy Beards 1 day Ago, 1 Views, 0 Comments

Arya Fae Gummy Beards

Arya Fae brings back the Zishy suit for this one. Yes, it's been a while and perhaps some of you are not big fans of this multi-colored leotard, but I am, and that's really all that matters. Jokes, only jokes. I have actually had to deny several girls when they requested to keep the suit. It is a rare find that I came across in a secondhand store. Shopping at one of these places teaches you a lot about life: Patience and persistence is often rewarded, and one man's trash is ... well you get the point. William Onyeabor's "Fantastic Man" is the song in the bonus video.

Arya Fae Gummy Beards

Raven Malone Goes Double X 1 day Ago, 4 Views, 0 Comments

Raven Malone Goes Double X

Raven Malone asked me what Scientology is all about. I asked her what is Roman Catholicism all about? What is patriotism all about? What is Google or Trump or Coca Cola all about? It's horseshit packaged as priceless diamonds. Ideas are the best products one can sell because they have the highest profit margin. You don't even have to exploit improverished people to replenish your supplies. Create an absurd concept, speak about it with utter conviction, build a religion around it. That is how you gain power over other humans. L. Ron was a great man. **salutes respectfully** To you, Cap'n. Raven is great and fun and beautiful and real. I learned early on not to waste my time marketing real things.

Raven Malone Goes Double X

Irene Quinn vs The Sepulveda Pass 2 days Ago, 5 Views, 0 Comments

Irene Quinn vs The Sepulveda Pass

Irene Quinn has exceptional skills at yoga and hula hooping. Maybe one day she can become the president. Just kidding. I'm not going to be political. No one needs to waste more mental cycles on that garbage. I'm just going to try not being a dick nor letting fear control my life. If that isn't good enough, well then so be it. Next time you are on the 405, look up at the hills. You might see something beautiful. Irene shall return.

Irene Quinn vs The Sepulveda Pass

Stella Cox Is Not So Evil 3 days Ago, 5 Views, 0 Comments

Stella Cox Is Not So Evil

Stella Cox, international porn sensation, but also a very sweet and approachable person. She gives us a sample of her Italian in the bonus video and explains why being a vegetarian makes her boring. Enjoy Stella here without any heavy makeup, a definite rare occurrence, like those years when Tom Brady sits at home watching the Super Bowl live on TV.

Stella Cox Is Not So Evil

Tracy Maura Had Legal Fees 4 days Ago, 4 Views, 0 Comments

Tracy Maura Had Legal Fees

Tracy Maura says she recently incurred substantial legal fees and decided to look for gigs online for quick cash. Luckily for her (and us), she is beautiful and hardly reserved. What did you do in your past? What will you do in the future? Doesn't matter, Zishy is here to help. Tracy may have had money on her mind, but I think we can all agree that she made the most out of this job. It can get steamy in Arizona, even while indoors.

Tracy Maura Had Legal Fees

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